have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps
You know what language I love? Welsh.
can you not
Gaiz! Gaiz, I put a collar on my cat, and now she is walking backwards everywhere.
i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and
and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like
but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????
but but WE ARE.
YOU THERE. YES YOU. STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING. RIGHT NOW. FEEDING THE DOG, DIFFUSING A BOMB WHATEVER. STOP. TAKE ONE HAND. PUT IT IN. NOW PUT IT OUT. PUT IT IN. SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT. NOW THAT THAT’S DONE, PLEASE TAKE SAID HAND AND PLACE IT ON YOUR HIP. FEEL LIKE THE SEXY SASSY BEAST YOU ARE. PUT ONE HAND IN YOUR HAIR. BEYONCE IS JEALOUS. YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE.